I’m Looking For…

I am hardly the queen of the google search, but surely a duchess?

So, like anyone running a blog, you take time every once in a while to check out the search feature. You know–the words people type into Google when they somehow run across your blog. A lot of mine make sense: funny mother’s day, Ryan Gosling Special NEeds, Stabby, autism resources–these are all things I address or have used pictures to discuss. And, to be honest, I’m sure most of these searches are for the pics–just like my searches for those same pics.

But a few always stand out. This last month is not exception.

I had 2 hits on “i don’t always masturbate”. huh. I guess when they don’t, they need something to do. Why not read my blog? It’s hardly masturbatory material, but it might be a nice change of pace when the lotion bottle runs dry.

1 hit on “kool-aid joke”. OH YEAH.

2 hits on “happy orphans from asylums”. I suppose my kid DOES look like someone from the cast of Oliver!–and those kids break into song and shit, so they must be happy.

1 hit on “nothing feels better than waking up to a bestie’s face”. I’ve tried. I have NO idea what that means.

1 hit on “troll meme what is porn mama” I don’t know about you, but in my head I’m hearing:

but seeing this:

INORITE?

And finally, 1 hit on “man told me he likes floozies…is that intended toward me”. If you are wearing a tube top and drinking a wine cooler, then yes. Yes it is.